S.Ashton

only a quick test (no sound and not finished)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?

Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?

Client: No.

Me: Then no.

(Source: llbwwb)

clientsfromhell:

Client: “My computer is frozen!”

Me: “What screen is it frozen on?”

Client: “The first screen, where it says push ctrl+alt+del to log in. I can move the mouse around, but when I push those buttons it does nothing”

Me: “Is your keyboard plugged in?”

Client: “No, It’s a wireless keyboard”

Me: “Have you changed the batteries?”

Client: “This thing takes batteries!? I thought it ran off satellite power.”

really enjoying redoing my projects from uni and hope to put a portfolio together soon

executions:

Cheeseburger on a trampoline by Brock Davis

an edited version which i prefer.